Republican Super Ticket

I’ve got it!
Since Sen. John McCain clinched the nomination on Tuesday, the talk has immediately turned to who his running mate will be.
The person that McCain picks has to be…

Young (at least younger than him)
Able to govern (chances are, Johnny Mac ain’t gonna make it a full term)
From an electorally sound state
Likeable (cause Johnny Mac [...]

The Titanic has struck an iceberg…

… Captain Smith ran screaming from the bridge and jumped overboard. You are the First Officer. What are you going to do to get the ship to New York?
On CNN, Jack Cafferty is asking, Who can best restore Americas’ position in the world? Who indeed?
John McCain has essentially pledged to stay the course in just [...]