It’s Official: I’m a LOSER!

Courtesy of Dumb Little Man who writes, “Depending on your outlook, you will either find this depressing or motivational.”

Yeah, thats what I need.

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I went to the Museum of Conceptual Art site and entered my age, 38 to find out what some famous people had done at age 38. I was pleasantly surprised.

At age 38:

Dian Fossey became the first primatologist to be accepted by mountain gorillas in their natural environment.

** I am on the verge of being rejected by my 12 year-old twin daughters. Perhaps I should return them to their natural environment?

French physician Rene Theophile Hyacinthe Laennec invented the stethoscope as a way to avoid having to place the physician’s ear to the female patient’s breast.

** Especially with the surge in men claiming to be physicians!

James Marshall discovered gold in California.

** Thus ensuring The Gatlin Brothers of their first Gold Record. And a nifty name for the NFL franchise in San Francisco.

Apollo 11 commander Neil Armstrong became the first person to set foot on the moon.

** Some days, I can barely make one small step to the bathroom without being over run by my daughters, “Daddy PLEASE! I trying to do my hair!”.

Roz Savage rowed solo across the Atlantic Ocean, leaving behind a marriage, a job, a home, and a little red sports car. This adventure was inspired by a writing exercise in which she wrote two versions of her obituary: one in which she had lived a conventional life, and another in which she had lived the life she wanted to have.

** Now that is something worth a second thought. I’ve heard that a good way to motivate yourself is to write your own obituary. I wonder if she got her sports car back?

Stay tuned.  

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